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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
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"A woman got wooden breast implants today. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?"
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"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."