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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I miss my grandfather, but I know he's up in heaven groping angel titties and saying some next level racist shit."

"Best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty"

"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."

"My girlfriend is like Pi. Completely irrational."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."