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Joke of the Day

"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people love? Gang rape"

"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."

"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"

"Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges."

"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."

"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""

"Sex toy or Dog toy? What do you think?! http://www.cinderellastyle.com/can-you-tell-if-its-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-game-show/"