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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."

"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""

"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream? NASCAR"

"Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that."

"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"