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Joke of the Day

"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."

"Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes"

"It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers."

"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"

"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."

"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"

"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"