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Joke of the Day

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""

"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"

"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."

"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"

"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."

"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."

"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"

"You know why yoga is so unpopular for men? Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks."