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Joke of the Day

"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Bush did it."

"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"