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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
Next Joke
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."
"I just got married today It's unreal. I can still remember the the exact moment when every woman in the world became instantly more attractive."
"Why is it that when Dick Cheney shot someone in the face, nothing happened, but when Clinton did it he was impeached?"
"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"How's your day been? Grape!"
"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."
"For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :("
"Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again."