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"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."

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"Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they're absolutely right because smart men don't get married."
"I spent some time at the wife's grave this morning. She's not dead or anything, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
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"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."
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"Christmas tradition."
"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."
"How come the Welsh can't keep track of how many they've had sex with with? Well, they start counting, but they fall asleep before they're finished."
"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."
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