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Joke of the Day

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""

"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"

"Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun."

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"

"How does a boy dog rape a girl dog? with WOOFilin"

"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"

"What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!"