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Joke of the Day

"My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane."

"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"

"my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<"

"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."

"I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon."

"Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."

"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."

"How exactly is carrying a screaming two year old different from playing the bagpipes?"