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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
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"Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me"
"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""
"How do you tell Michael Jackson's age? You put a color scale next to his face."
"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house"
"Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!"
"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"