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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"A man is in a car wreck and is rushed to the ER. When he wakes up he tells the doctor: ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor replies: ""I know, I cut your arms off."""

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast"

"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"

"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."

"I see that you have graph paper, you must be plotting something."

"What do you call a mexican prostitute? Nach-ho"

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"

"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"