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Joke of the Day
"I see that you have graph paper, you must be plotting something."
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."
"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions."
"Jared Fogle asked me a question. ""On a scale of 1-10, what's your age?"""
"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."
"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"
"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."
"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."