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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast"
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"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"
"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."
"I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!"
"Pansexuals are like teenagers They eat whatever is in front of them"
"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."
"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""
"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"