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Joke of the Day

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"

"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"

"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."

"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."

"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."