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Joke of the Day

"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"

"Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell."

"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"

"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."

"What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty."

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him? It's the bot that counts."

"Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."

"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."