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Joke of the Day
"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
Next Joke
"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."
"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."
"What do you call a group of kids? ..... a migraine"
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."
"Being in middle management is like being a toilet seat... Look up and you see a bunch of arseholes, look down and all you see are shits."
"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"
"what did socrates learn from the T-rex? i dino"
"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."