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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
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"If money doesn't buy happiness.. then explain why you have to pay for a divorce."
"let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,"
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."
"Why do most men not like aspirin? Because it's a cox blocker"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire"
"You're going to regret thinking of this. Game!"
"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."