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Joke of the Day
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."
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"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."
"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
"If I had a dollar for everytime I said something vague... ...I'd have some money"
"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."
"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"
"What did the tomato say to the peach? ""Nice pits."""