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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire"

"My paper towels went missing so I hired a Bounty hunter."

"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."

"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."

"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."

"What up Holmes? ~Watson"

"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."

"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""

"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."