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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised."

"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."

"Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool"

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone"

"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"

"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."