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"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken..."
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"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."
"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""
"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"
"Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin'?"
"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"