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Joke of the Day

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded "" if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year"""

"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."

"[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married"

"What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup? I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."