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Joke of the Day
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
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"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."
"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."
"What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph"