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Joke of the Day

"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"

"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."

"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."

"I asked Dad why we put cookies on the counter for Santa.. Dad replied ""because thats the way the cookie crumbles"""

"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"ISIS and I have something in common... We both get head through the use of violence and terror..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !"