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"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy..."
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"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."
"""Twitter got hacked by some idiot in the projects. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband too, 'cause they hackin' everybody out here."""
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""
"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."
"That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like ""Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"""