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Joke of the Day
"What is the title of a show where children pawn items? Child Pawnography"
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"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"
"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam. You can't peanut butter your dick into someone's ass."
"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."
"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."
"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."