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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."
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"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"
"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"
"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."
"My guardian angel deserves a raise"
"Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?"
"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."
"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car."