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Joke of the Day
"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."
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"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."
"I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party."
"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."
"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."
"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."
"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""
"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."
"I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played..."
"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."