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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'."

"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""

"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"

"I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something."

"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."

"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"

"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."

"Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years."