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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'."

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"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
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"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"
"No matter how loud she screams, DO NOT take IT out. protect your credit card guys :)"
"Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer... she exclaims, ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""