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Joke of the Day
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
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"What do you call a tooth in a glass? A one molar solution."
"Why are elements attracted to the Noble Gasses? Because they're *Noble!*"
"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."
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"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
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