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Joke of the Day

"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut. racist jerk"

"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"

"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."

"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"

"I suck at blowing up balloons That's probably why they never inflate"

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."

"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."