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Joke of the Day
"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."
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"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"
"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."
"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"
"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""
"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"
"Finally, I got the model wife I always wanted Unfortunately she's a plus size model"
"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""
"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."