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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"
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"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
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"I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it sucks as a camera."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"
"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"
"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"