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Joke of the Day
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"
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"What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage? No, thanks, it's just carrion..."
"ME: Then the robber came thru the door holding a gun COP: Was it a revolver? ME [thinks] No he just pushed it open & walked thru like normal"
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."
"I like my whiteboards like I like my women... Remarkable."
"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"
"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""
"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""
"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."