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Joke of the Day

"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"

"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"

"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."

"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide"

"I love Brown people... but I fucking hate Muslims."

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is."