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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to the church of vegetables... Lettuce pray."
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"In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent."
"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."
"There's a new holiday in Russia called ""National Sobriety Day"" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it."
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"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"
"1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me."
"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"