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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Just talk out loud."
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"WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats"
"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."
"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"
"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"
"How did we even waste time before Twitter?"
"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"Fajita poop, fajita poop! How dreadful are thy splashes!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? He ran into the bank and shouted, ""Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""