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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."

"Two guys are fighting, who should get the last painkiller? If it is a regular fight, give the painkiller to the loser. If it is a fight to the death, the winner gets the painkiller."

"Why did the light turn red? You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!"

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."

"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."

"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."

"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."

"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."