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Joke of the Day
"Fajita poop, fajita poop! How dreadful are thy splashes!"
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"I took my girlfriend home to meet the family My wife went fucking ballistic"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"I also painted my computer black, hoping it would run faster. But the police choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"
"Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100"
"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."
"If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them."
"Actions speak louder than birds (except for parrots)"