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Joke of the Day

"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor."

"I used to be afraid of flying in planes Until I tried it without one."

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."

"""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!"" I scream to my dogs as they all watch me trip, run into the coffee table and spill my coffee all over myself."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."