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Joke of the Day
"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"
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"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."
"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh. Two words: No pants."
"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it....... Bambo"