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Joke of the Day
"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"
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"How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park."
"Reddit themed Yo Momma jokes. I'll start: Yo momma so fat... ...her posts can't be upvoted."
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: ""If the cheetah looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."""
"Two men walked into a bar One of them said ""I want some H2O."" The second man said ""I want some H2O too."" The second man died."
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -"
"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"