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Joke of the Day
"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
Next Joke
"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"
"I'm gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception."
"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"
"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"
"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"