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Joke of the Day
"Tom has no legs Who's that running? Not Tom"
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"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."
"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"
"I pulled a girl in a nightclub last night. She said ""What the fuck are you doing"" and walked back out."
"The ""we're going to need a bigger boat"" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store."
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"
"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"