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Joke of the Day

"I pulled a girl in a nightclub last night. She said ""What the fuck are you doing"" and walked back out."

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."

"I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the ""Jeremy Clarkson Special"" was Then it hit me"

"I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22... ...totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."