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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"

"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."

"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."

"Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, ""a threesome?"" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise."

"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"

"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."

"Why do smart people wear glasses? Because as resolution goes down performance goes up. This is a little bad but...."