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Joke of the Day

"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"

"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"

"I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds. I'm calling it ""CDs Nuts"""

"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."

"Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike? It could be ~~yours~~ your bike. EDIT: Spelling."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"Really, Weather Guy? It's gonna be a ""pleasant"" weekend? How about you go to Stacy's baby shower and report back."

"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."

"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""