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Joke of the Day
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
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"I tried to start learning French verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give the bitch a shovel."
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"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."
"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."
"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"