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Joke of the Day
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
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"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina ? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"Doctor: what seems to be the problem? Me: I need to be docted Doctor: you came to the right place. I'm a doctor. I doct people"
"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"
"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
"How do you make a Jewish philosopher have a Eureka moment? Tell him the Final Solution."
"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."
"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."
"My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening."