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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."

"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"Use 'discount' in a sentence. Teacher: Johnny, please use ""discount"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am, ""Does discount as a sentence?"""

"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"

"Prostitutes are like cigarettes. As a kid, you think you're never gonna try it. When you start getting older, you think, ""why not just once?"". Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke."

"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."

"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."