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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."
Next Joke
"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"
"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"
"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."
"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."
"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"
"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"
"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."