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Joke of the Day

"My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj."

"People say size doesn't matter... But I'd like her better if she didn't have a dick at all."

"If you post a selfie that says ""because some of you asked for a new one"" I want to see screenshots of where they said that."

"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."

"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"

"How long will a floating point operation float?"

"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"

"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."

"cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice"

"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"